DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DANSHOKU RANCH CLASSIC” Results

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DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DANSHOKU RANCH CLASSIC”, 29/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
601 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

0. Dark Match – 60 Minute Ironman Match: Hiroshi Fukuda (2) Vs Konosuke Takeshita (2) ended in a draw (60:00).
0a. Konosuke Takeshita pinned Hiroshi Fukuda with a Double Arm Suplex.
0b. Hiroshi Fukuda pinned Konosuke Takeshita with a Backslide Pin.
0c. Hiroshi Fukuda submitted Konosuke Takeshita with a Sharpshooter.
0d. Konosuke Takeshita pinned Hiroshi Fukuda with a Small Package.
1. Kota Ibushi Summer Vacation Wrestling Study: Hyper Aihara Choshu defeated Shinya Ihashimoto with the Lariat (2:57).
*Match is restarted because Kota Ibushi was not satisfied.
1a. Hyper Aihara Choshu defeated Shinya Ihashimoto with a Power Bomb (0:49).
*Match is restarted because Kota Ibushi was not satisfied.
1b. Hyper Aihara Choshu defeated Shinya Ihashimoto with the LAriat (1:41).
*Kota Ibushi was satisfied.
2. NAKAZAWA Looking Back: Michael Nakazawa defeated Shunma Katsumata with a Boston Crab (5:20).
3. Men Who Are Fascinated By Pantyhose: Yasu Urano Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Takao Soma Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Konosuke Takeshita ended in a No Contest when everybody was Disqualified for grabbing the referee.
3a. Makoto Oishi, Daisuke Sasaki & Takao Soma defeated Yasu Urano, Tomomitsu Matsunada & Masa Takanashi when Oishi pinned Matsunaga with the Miracle Ecstasy (7:40).
4. Take Back Yoshiko’s Smile: “Hulk Hogan” (Antonio Honda) made Yoshiko laugh with a “hippie” headband (10:24).

Much like how the American heroes lined up inside the USS Intrepid to take on the Yokozuna Body Slam Challenge, many of DDT’s finest attempted the herculean task of making Stardom wrestler Yoshiko laugh. Many tried and failed (Kota Ibushi even escaped just so he wouldn’t have to be near her again) but just when all hope was lost, none other than “Hulk Hogan” appeared to save the day! It took a lot of effort. He hulked up, it didn’t work. He drew a chicken on his belly, it didn’t work. He stripped down to fishnets and pantyhose, it didn’t work. He got everyone to form a train behind him and dance for Yoshiko but she still wouldn’t laugh. Hogan gave up and removed his bandana in shame, revealing a headband with “hippie!” written on it. Yoshiko finally cracked a smile and was able to laugh. Success!

Match #3 was a Battle Royal where everyone involved wore pantyhose over their head (it was a running theme for today’s show). There was also a points system in place but the rules were pretty much made up as they went along. The match was eventually thrown out and a 6-Man Tag Team match was made in its place. Kyohei Wada appeared wearing pantyhose over his head to officiate the match.

Shunma Katsumata is a trainee wrestler who was given an opportunity by Michael Nakazawa to wrestle inside a DDT ring. Danshoku Dino gave him a welcoming kiss after the match.

Kota Ibushi wanted to do some research on former G1 Climax winners to help him prepare for this year’s tournament. Gota Ihashi helped out by roleplaying as Shinya Hashimoto to take on Riki Choshu parody Hyper Aihara Choshu. Ibushi watched on with enthusiasm but Ihashi lost the match quickly. Ibushi was not satisfied with what he saw and asked for a rematch. Choshu beat Shinya Ihashimoto again and Ibushi asked for another restart. Choshu won a third time and Ibushi was finally happy with what he saw.

No joke, Hiroshi Fukuda and Konosuke Takeshita had a 60 minute Ironman match together for the dark match.

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