DDT “GUYZ PARTICIPATION” Results

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DDT “GUYZ PARTICIPATION”, 01/03/2016
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
185 Fans – Unmarked

1. Toru Owashi & Hoshitango defeated Ryota Nakatsu & SAGAT when Hoshitango pinned SAGAT with the Midnight Buenos Aires (11:14).
2. Sanshiro Takagi defeated Yumehito Imanari with the Sit Down Himawari Bomb (7:27).
3. Boxing Tag Match: Gota Ihashi & Dai Suzuki defeated Kengo Mashimo & Zeus by DQ when Mashimo attacked the referee (R4 1:56).
4. Ryuichi Sekine Vs Takayuki Ueki ended in a No Contest after they both simultaneously “felt good” (10:40).
5. GuyZ-gun Vs Handsome-gun: Shigehiro Irie, Antonio Honda, Kazusada Higuchi & Ken Ohka defeated Hiroshi Fukuda, Madoka, Tsutomu Oosugi & Mineo Fujita when Irie pinned Fukuda with the GuyZ Bomber (13:59).

Pro wrestling for bastards, by bastards was back in Shinkiba! Brother Mon & Brother Tommy returned to host the latest GuyZ show while the ikemen rival BOYZ were over in Shinjuku. The MCs were here to support Shigehiro Irie in his time of need. For you see, Irie is the ace of GuyZ but he lost his shot at main eventing Sumo Hall the day before. The MCs invited Irie to the ring and he arrived looking upset and low in energy. The MCs tried to cheer him up by inviting Idea Pocket director Mr. Nagata into the ring. Nagata had a surprise for Irie. He brought out AV actress Yuki Yoshizawa. She shook Irie’s hand and asked him to close his eyes so she can give him a little gift. Irie did what he was told. Yoshizawa then swapped places with Nagata and Nagata quickly kissed Irie before switching back with Yoshizawa. Irie’s energy skyrocketed and he was now ready to fight in the main event!

The main event continued the grudge between the GuyZ side and the group of Handsome wrestlers. Hiroshi Fukuda and his Handsome Army ambushed the GuyZ during Yoshizawa’s striptease after the boxing match. They didn’t want the sexy industry’s top model to strip in front of an awful audience of virgins and old men. The GuyZ wrestlers swore they will get revenge in the main event. They were overwhelmed even with an invigorated Irie on their side. Late into the match Fukuda grabbed a mic and yelled about Irie being an ugly loser. Irie was losing faith until Ken Ohka screamed at him to stand up for GuyZ. They rallied up the crowd and even brought many fans into the ring to Lariat Fukuda one after another in the corner. Irie hit a Flying Sausage for a nearfall. He then hit the Beast Bomber, renamed the GuyZ Bomber for this occassion and that was the finish. Irie thanked Yoshizawa for inspiring him. He and the rest of GuyZ all asked her for a date but she politely declined. She was actually more interested in dating one of the Handsome Army wrestlers and left the ring to look for them. Luckily for Irie, The Bed Inn Girls came out to cheer him up with their dancing and teasing. They even gave him a proper kiss.

Yoshizawa returned later in the show to be the ring girl for the boxing match. She appeared wearing normal clothes but took off a piece of clothing after every round. Unsurprisingly most of the roster were at ringside for a closer look. Gota Ihashi & Dai Suzuki were getting killed in the ring but the match wouldn’t end under protest by everyone else, not when there were more rounds left for Yoshizawa to strip to. At one point Ihashi was verbally giving up but the referee pretended to ignore him. During Round 4 both Ihashi & Suzuki were completely knocked out. The referee took his time counting but they wouldn’t budge. Kengo Mashimo became fed up with the nonsense and attacked the referee, getting himself & Zeus disqualified. A big brawl was about to happen when Yoshizawa decided to strip off her remaining normal clothes down to a swimsuit. Everybody rejoiced until they were ambushed by the Handsome Army.

An extra rule was added to the Ryuichi Sekine Vs Takayuki Ueki match. The Bed Inn Girls were allowed to interfere in the match and the first wrestler to “feel good” from their antics would be declared the loser. The Bed Inn Girls teased both wrestlers with dancing, finger licking, straddling and grinding until Ueki and Sekine “felt good” at the same time, ending the match in a draw.

Sanshiro Takagi was in an emotional state after his “dream match” with Yumehito Imanari. He was moved by Imanari’s fighting spirit and thanked him for always making great videos for the shows.

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