August 1, 2013



Shin-Kiba 1st RING
457 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Sangokushi War: Cao Zhang defeated White Eyebrow Ma Liang and Yuan Zhe when Zhang pinned Zhe with the Phoenix Fall Break (8:43).
2. Spectacular Ratio By Typical Chinese Beauty: Empress Hiroshima defeated Choi Lee and Stone Qiao when Hiroshima submitted Qiao with the Stretch Poison Basket (5:33).
3. Martial Power Husband Super Blood Bath!: Dragon-Achooooo!!!!! & Ci Ziyi Oishi defeated Yasuura No & Zuo Daebo when Oishi pinned No with the Renkan Meter (12:24).
4. Grudge Liquidation! Project Spartan Drunk Monkey-Fu Jackie Shangai Bronx Story Death Match: Choun-Shiryu defeated Goku with the Chinese Bombs Away on the entrance ramp (19:31).

The main event was as chaotic as a Jackie Chan movie scene. The match went over so well, Choun-Shiryu wants to do another one if the venue allows it.

Choi Lee admitted she is 39,000 years old.

China Don’t Care, Beer Garden Fight Final Day Card

July 31, 2013

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Grudge Liquidation! Project Spartan Drunk Monkey-Fu Jackie Shangai Bronx Story Death Match: Choun-Shiryu Vs Goku
2. Martial Power Husband Super Blood Bath!: Dragon-Achooooo!!!!! & Ci Ziyi Oishi Vs Yasuura No & Zuo Daebo
3. Spectacular Ratio By Typical Chinese Beauty: Choi Lee Vs Empress Hiroshima Vs Stone Qiao
4. Sangokushi War: White Eyebrow Ma Liang Vs Cao Zhang Vs Yuan Zhe

The most popular hero from each faction meet in the battlefield to demonstrate China’s greatness to Japan. The same concept is used for the women’s match. Empress Hiroshima has been described as one of the most feared women in New Beijing and likes to cosplay so much she changes her costume for every match. Stone Qiao is a young wrestler who has only recently emerged and she fights to unite nations beyond gender. Choi Lee is a New Beijing veteran along with her two younger sisters.

New Beijing’s celebrity martial artists will also appear. Zuo Daebo is a disciple of the late great Rushi Togo. The theme of famous martial artists continues in the opener which will sounds like a tribute to Jackie Chan.

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Antonio Honda Daisuke Sasaki & Hoshitanog Vs MIKAMI, Makoto Oishi & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
2. Konosuke Takeshita Vs Tetsuya Endo
3. 4 Way Match: Masa Takanashi Vs Takao Soma Vs DJ Nira Vs GAMI
4. Yasu Urano Vs Akito
5. Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi Vs Kazuki Hirata & Gota Ihashi
6. Beer Garden Specialty – Lottery 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shigehiro Irie, HARASHIMA, KUDO, Keisuke Ishii, Danshoku Dino, Toru Owashi

The two teams in the main event will be randomly drawn by fans in the audience.

Complete Beer Garden Fight Schedule

July 26, 2013

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Mitomi Masayuki Vs Shuji Ishikawa
2. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: A.YAZAWA Vs Ryu Gouma Vs Sayaka Obihiro
3. Taichi Kazato & SAGAT Vs Madoka & Guanchuro
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Menso~re Oyaji Vs Mio Shirai
4. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) Vs Aoi Kizuki
5. Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Naomi Susan Vs Nazo Fukumen M, Nazo Fukumen K, Nazo Fukumen P & Fukumen Queen

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Emi Sakura
2. Yuji Hino & Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi & Gota Ihashi
3. Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata Vs Antonio Honda & Hoshitango
4. Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi Vs MIKAMI & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
5. Kota Ibushi G1 Send-Off Party: Kota Ibushi Vs Danshoku Dino Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs DJ Nira
6. KUDO, Yasu Urano & FUMA Vs Keisuke Ishii, Takao Soma & Tetsuya Endo
7. HARASHIMA & Konosuke Takeshita Vs Shigehiro Irie & Akito

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Men Who Are Fascinated By Pantyhose: Yasu Urano Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Takao Soma Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Konosuke Takeshita
2. Take Back Yoshiko’s Smile: Makoto Oishi Vs Antonio Honda
3. NAKAZAWA Looking Back:
4. Kota Ibushi Summer Vacation Wrestling Study: Shinya Ihashimoto Vs Hyper Aihara Choshu

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. FUMA Produce: Jinbeizamen & Acer 8 Vs Menso~re Oyaji & Agu
2. Yasu Urano Produce – Sambo Vs Judo: Daisuke Kido Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
3. KUDO Produce – Ebisuko Free Meals For One Year Battle Royal: Danshoku Dino Vs Seiya Morohashi Vs Tanomusaku Toba Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Konosuke Takeshita
4. HARASHIMA Produce – ~Gaku Pro Only Yesterday~: HARASHIMA Vs Eririn Takagi

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

2. Hard Hit Experiment – Handicap Match: Michael Nakazawa Vs Tanomusaku Toba
3. HARASHIMA Vs Ryuichi Sekine
4. Hard Hit Experiment – HARASHIMA Ultimate Royal: Hoshitango Vs Tetsuya Endo Vs Yukio Kubota Vs Tadaware
5. Hikaru Sato Vs Yukio Sakaguchi

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Grudge Liquidation! Project Spartan Drunk Monkey-Fu Jackie Shangai Bronx Story Death Match: Choun-Shiryu Vs Goku
2. Spectacular Ratio By Typical Chinese Beauty:
3. Sangokushi War: White Eyebrow Ma Liang Vs Cao Zhang Vs Yuan Zhe

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. ~Summer 2013 Culmination~: Shigehiro Irie, Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Akito, Kazuki Hirata & FUMA
2. Takao Soma Produce – U-FILE CAMP – A Distorted Relationship Between Teacher And Wrestling Class Graduates: Takao Soma Vs Reo Vs Kazuhiro Tamura
3. Shigehiro Irie Produce: Shigehiro Irie Vs Kazuki Hirata & Tetsuya Endo
4. Keisuke Ishii Produce – Lariat Pro Wrestling: Keisuke Ishii, Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Kengo Mashimo Vs Danshoku Dino, Antonio Honda & Hoshitango

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

Card To Be Decided On Day Of Show


March 10, 2013

UNION “MARCH OF THE UNION 2013”, 10/03/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall
242 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Mascara Contra Exile Tag Team Match: Hiroshi Fukuda & Jun Kasai Vs Nazo Fukumen A & Nazo Fukumen C ended in a Draw when Fukuda and Fukumen C pinned each other (9:07).
*Hiroshi Fukuda is exiled from Union. Nazo Fukumen C is revealed to be Shota.
2. Kotaro Nasu & Hasuka Makoto defeated Daichi Kazato & Shinya Ishida when Nasu submitted Kazato with a Cross Armbreaker (10:44).
3. Cao Zhang (w/ Choun-Shiryu) defeated SAGAT with the Hulao (5:05).
4. Gabaiji-chan defeated Seiya Morohashi with the Gabai Bomb (12:12).
5. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Kaori Yoneyama defeated Cherry with a Roll Through German Suplex (14:07).
*Kaori Yoneyama is the 1st Union Fly To Everywhere World Champion!
6. Giant Recital Match: Isami Kodaka, Kengo Ohka & Madoka defeated Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Masato Shibata (21:30).
6a. Isami Kodaka pinned Shuji Ishikawa with a School Boy (6:27).
6b. Shuji Ishikawa pinned Isami Kodaka with the Splash Mountain (14:10).
6c. Isami Kodaka pinned FUMA with the Isamu Leg (21:30).

Among the instruments and equipment involved in the Giant Recital were guitars, trumpets and Yama amplifiers. Shuji Ishikawa was disappointed he didn’t get to sing. He and Naomi Susan invited Hiroshi Fukuda and Jun Kasai into the ring to sing a song. Isami Kodaka interrupted to challenge Kasai to a match for Freedoms at Korakuen Hall in May.

A Mascara Contra Exile match kicked off the show. It turns out the Nazo Fukumen has a third member since the female masked wrestler from the last show was replaced with a new masked man instead (Mio… I mean the mystery woman missed the show due to illness). Fukuda guessed Kijimuna was behind the mask. Kasai just casually said Ken Ohka was one of them. A Small Package led to Fukuda and Nazo Fukumen C pinning each other to end the match in a draw. As a result, Fukuda is now exiled from Union while Nazo Fukumen C had to unmask. The masked man was revealed to be Shota, who hadn’t wrestled in DDT or Union since last August and was desperate to return. He apologised for his plan and left the arena crying. Meanwhile Kasai consoled Fukuda and gave him a 5 bell salute.

The creator of the Union Fly To Everywhere World Title is now its first champion. Kaori Yoneyama defeated Cherry in the decision match to crown the first FTE Champion. Nazo Fukumen A challenged Kaori to a title match but Rumi Kazama refused to sanction the match because she said it is strictly a women’s championship. The masked man told Kazama to never forget those words and left. Yoneyama declared she will defend her new championship many times to any woman who challenges her.

The New Beijing team returned to Union with a fire in their belly. They were very angry over the controversial Japanese toilets versus Chinese toilets argument they had with Hiroshi Fukuda & Jun Kasai last month. Shiryu was upset that Cao Zhang was now put into a pointless match with the rookie SAGAT. He decided to make the match meaningful by presenting a mysterious bottle of liquid. Shiryu said it was a forbidden Vampire Elixir that was developed in China over 2,800 years ago. He claims the elixir can turn the dead into vampires. However, it is illegal in Japan to turn the dead into vampires so the bottle will be put up as a prize for the winner of the match. Cao Zhang defeated SAGAT and Shiryu forced SAGAT to drink the liquid. Shiryu promised that SAGAT will return with 4,000 years of Chinese technology powering him.

Kenny Omega will wrestle for Union on 5th April in Shin-Kiba 1st RING.

Loser Leaves Union, Who Will Design New Championship, America Vs China

February 1, 2013

UNION “GOOD FORTUNE DEMONS 2013”, 13/02/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Hiroshi Fukuda & Jun Kasai Vs Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang
2. Seiya Morohashi Vs Goro Jr.
3. Cherry & Mio Shirai Vs Masako Takanashi & Kaori Yoneyama
4. 4 Way Tag Team Match: Shuji Ishikawa & FUMA Vs Shigehiro Irie & Takao Soma Vs Menso~re Oyaji & Iriomote Wild Cat Vs Daichi Kazato & SAGAT
5. Isami Kodaka Vs Kengo Ohka
6. Ken Ohka Vs Keisuke Ishii

The one thing Keisuke Ishii has learned ever since he began wrestling in Union is that Ken Ohka is weak. He has fought against strong wrestlers but this is the first match Ishii knows he is by far the stronger wrestler. Ohka criticised Ishii for taking the match lightly and explained Ishii’s DDT Extreme Title reign was so short because he was not prepared enough. Ohka threw out a stipulation to show how serious he is. If Ishii wins, Ohka will resign from Union. But if Ohka wins, Team Dream Futures will withdraw from Union and leave them alone. Ishii accepted the conditions and guaranteed his victory. Mio Shirai suprisingly gave Ohka words of encouragement and told him never to give up.

Isami Kodaka is said to be enthusiastic he is facing Kengo Ohka one on one. They have wrestled each other before in a place where Ohka is better known as Kengo Mashimo and Kodaka wants to show how much he has improved since then.

Cherry once again had another major announcement to make. Except this time, it actually was pretty important. Cherry demanded that Union should create a championship for women and as the female face of Union she should be allowed to name and design the belt. Mio Shirai stepped in and said she should name and design the belt, since she finished ahead of Cherry in the DDT48 General Election and thus became Union’s top female wrestler. All the talk about championships attracted the attention of Kaori Yoneyama and if anyone knows about championships, it’s her. Naomi Susan settled the argument by booking a tag team match between Cherry & Shirai against Yoneyama & Masako Takanashi. Whoever wins the match will be given the rights to name and design the new championship.

Hiroshi Fukuda and Jun Kasai have sent out a challenge to New Beijing Pro Wrestling’s top tag team. Fukuda and Kasai have bonded over their love of all things American, even toilets. They agreed that even though traditional Japanese toilets are bad, China has even worse toilets because they don’t even have doors in their bathrooms. So Choun-Shiryu and Cao Zhang will travel over to Japan to defend the honour of their country… and their toilets.


February 26, 2012

Shin-Kiba 1st RING
324 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Jie Mai Nakazawa, Xiang Jie & Humpback Jie defeated Yasuura No when Nakazawa pinned No with a Jackknife Hold (8:12).
2. Giant Bashoku defeated Jie Mai Nakazawa, Xiang Jie & Humpback Jie when Bashoku pinned Nakazawa with the Fire Thunder Driver (0:25).
3. Giant Bashoku defeated Jet Bar with the Power Bomb (5:39).
4. Choi Lee defeated Xiang Mon Ying with a Small Package (4:46).
5. Moto Tairo & Shokaku defeated First Emperor & Next Emperor when Tairo pinned First Emperor with the Hokuto Zan Kai Fist (6:11).
6. Xiahou Dun & Xiahou Yuan defeated Earl Dino & Son Goku when Dun pinned Goku after the Cactus Flower (9:16).
7. Hiroshi Fukuoka & Murata Kanazawa Vs Yasuo Atsushi & Statue Of David ended in a No Contest when Kanazawa and David were both killed (11:00).
8. Choun-Shiryu defeated Cao Zhang with the Reverse Chinese Gory Bomb Special (12:54).

Right, let’s see if I can finally write out the complete and correct story. Apologies for all of the previous mistakes. The added use of Chinese terms along with the usual Japanese language made this a lot more difficult to translate and understand. I got a lot of fun out of trying to figure it out though, so it was worth it. Anyway, on with the story…

New Beijing Pro Wrestling was bought out by Bushoroad, a company that creates counterfeit card games. Power shifted from its previous ruler Emperor Liang to Chiang Wei, a young man with state-of-the-art ideas. With a new ruler came a new image for New Beijing. Its roster would be re-trained in a cram school environment before they could wrestle again. Unfortunately, the takeover revealed the dark underbelly of New Beijing, and a bunch of the now exiled wrestlers formed the Ryozanpaku48 to take back the company for themselves. The group sent a message to Bushoroad by kidnapping Princess Makoto and holding her hostage in Japan. In response, Bushoroad brought together its best “students” and sent them on a mission to rescue Makoto. This would lead to a battle that Chinese legends say only happen once every four years… the Heaven Six Wheel Challenge.

The battle was long and contained many casualties. It also happened to resemble a pro wrestling show. After many lives were lost, Choun-Shiryu was the only Bushoroad warrior left. In order to reach Makoto, he had to get past the mysterious general of the Ryozanpaku48. Much to Shiryu’s horror, the general turned out to be his former tag team partner Cao Zhang! It was he who kidnapped Princess Makoto! The two fought a violent duel that spread all across Shin-Kiba 1st Ring. But when the dust finally settled, Choun-Shiryu was the last man standing.

Defeated and disgraced, Cao Zhang begged Choun to deliver the finishing blow and kill him. Choun decided not to and told Cao “Yesterday’s enemy is today’s friend!” Cao then brought Choun to the prison where Makoto was being held. Choun burst through the door, freed Makoto from her shackles and embraced her. As they kissed, Choun realised that Makoto was a lot more thicker than he remembered. That’s when he realised the woman he freed was not Princess Makoto but another woman. The real Makoto was actually standing beside them the whole time, unharmed.

As the show ended, the audience were presented with an epilogue. Three months have passed since the Heaven Six Wheel Challenge. All of the fighters who seemed to have died in battle were saved with first aid and all made full recoveries. Bushoroad and the Ryozanpaku48 reconciled and the exiled fighters were allowed back into New Beijing. But just when it looked like there was finally peace, disaster struck. The president of Bushoroad was suddenly murdered! A piece of paper was found near the president’s body with the word “Devil” written down. It was then revealed that the man who murdered the president was none other than Piccolo Daimao!

The End.

When the show finally ended, Choun-Shiryu addressed the audience. He does not know what will happen to New Beijing in the future, but if the fans in attendence want it to come back to Japan again, he will think about holding another show in one year’s time.

More New Beijing Drama, Dotonbori Story Card

February 23, 2012

Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Heaven Six Wheel Challenge:

Remember when I mentioned how New Beijing fans were worried that the recent takeover of the promotion would lead to a TKG48 style group being formed? Well, it happened. The mysterious Emperor Liang, former owner of New Beijing has created the Ryozanpaku48 to combat the new owners Bushoroad, headed by Chiang Wei. Eleven members of the Ryozanpaku48 will compete in New Beijing’s tour of Japan. They are Liang Huang, Yasuo Atsushi, Statue Of David, First Emperor, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Xiang Jie, Jie Mai Nakazawa, Humpback Jie, Jet Bar & Witch Choi Lee. A little bit of investigation reveals that Xiahou Dun & Xiahou Yuan are a very skillful tag team with dazzling abilities that are like a “blooming cactus flower” (hint, hint).

The Japan tour next week could not have come at a more hazardous time for New Beijing as the two sides will use Shin-Kiba 1st RING as their battleground for the Heaven Six Wheel Challenge. Chiang Wei has created a Fighting Man Cram School theme for his roster and has more plans for the future. But the appearance of the Ryozanpaku 48 to challenge his control of the company could see Wei’s ownership become short lived.

Still no word on the whereabouts of Princess Makoto. Maybe she was kidnapped after all. Possibly by a scheming, green-liquid spitting devil of some sort.

DDT “DOTONBORI STORY 11”, 04/03/2012
Osaka Minami Move On Arena

1. Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Shoichi Uchida Vs Masa Takanashi, Daisuke Sasaki & Kiai Ryuuken Ecchan
2. Yasu Urano, Yuji Hino & Keita Yano Vs Makoto Oishi, Akito & Hiroshi Fukuda
3. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Champion Vs Antonio Honda
4. Nakazawa Local Indie Education Match: Michael Nakazawa Vs Hideki Shiota
5. Sanshiro Takagi & Takao Soma Vs Tigers Mask & DJ Nira
6. Danshoku Dino & KUDO Vs Hikaru Sato & HARASHIMA


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