USA “STARGATE 2013” Results

USA “STARGATE 2013”, 28/03/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
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1. US Heavyweight Title: Mr. Perfect (c) defeated Rabbit Miu with the Rock Bottom (2:28).
*V? for Mr. Perfect.
2. USA World Tag Team Titles: Hulk Petit Hogan & Kikutimate Warrior defeated Michael Sheik & Masa de Bali (c) when Hogan & Warrior pinned Sheik & de Bali with the Leg Drop and Kikutimate Splash (5:55).
*Hulk Petit Hogan & Kikutimate Warrior become the new USA World Tag Team Champions!
3. IC Title – 10th Wonder Of The World: Choina (c) defeated Eddie Showtime with a Power Bomb (5:00).
*V? for Choina.
$10,000 Backbreaker Challenge: Okaberg defeated three young wrestlers.
4. Idea Pocket Presents – ALL or NOTHING: The Knotfather defeated Maso Venus with the Pimp Drop (4:19).
5. US Heavyweight Title – Japan’s First Elimination Chamber Match: Mr. Perfect (c) defeated Hara Cena, Poldust, KI Punk, Big Shoe and Okaberg (9:51).
5a. Big Shoe eliminated Poldust by Ring Out (4:09).
5b. Okaberg eliminated KI Punk by Ring Out (5:20).
5c. Hara Cena eliminated Big Shoe by Ring Out (6:59).
5d. Mr. Perfect eliminated Okaberg by Ring Out (7:08).
5e. Mr. Perfect eliminated Hara Cena by Ring Out (9:51).
*V? for Mr. Perfect.

For those of you who think Japan needs more sports entertainment, the debut show of Ultimate Superstars Action wass exactly what you are looking for. After the show opening pyro, “Mr. Perfect” Hiroshi Fukuda and his manager Rikiya Hart to perform the American national anthem. Fukuda then invited out the owner of USA and made a promise to him that today will be a happy day for the USA Superstars. King Aiba was the commentator in the Spanish Announce Table while Susan Garcia handled ring announcing duties.

The first match was Mr. Perfect successfully defending the US Heavyweight Title against Rabbit Miu. Fukuda got a cheap victory thanks to Rikiya Heart tripping Miu from outside the ring. After the match, Fukuda yelled at the fans to respect him. Hara Cena interrupted Fukuda and challenged him to put the US Title on the line in the main event.

Middle Eastern tag team Michael Sheik & Masa de Bali attempted to burn the American flag before their USA World Tag Team Title defence. Hulk Petit Hogan & The Kikutimate Warrior came to the rescue and defeated the evil foreigners to become the new Tag Team Champions!

Eddie Showtime came out next for the IC Title match. Despite being the challenger, Eddie introduced the champion and his “mamacita” Choina. He told her he did not want to fight this evening, handed her a red rose and then asked her out to dinner so he can feel her “Latina Heat”. Choina answered with a Clothesline and the match begun. Choina beat Eddie with a Power Bomb to keep her championship but she rewarded her man with a kiss on the cheek afterwards.

The $10,000 Backbreaker Challenge was next. Fukuda brought out Okaberg, a powerful Jackhammer of a man he found inside an American prison. He challenged anyone to escape from Okaberg’s Argentine Backbreaker. Three young wrestlers entered the contest and all of them failed. Okaberg was then added into the main event.

Ricky Fuji was inducted into the USA Hall of Fame. Fuji’s speech was just “Thank you. I’m so happy! Woooooo!!” A mystery Honky Tonk Man interrupted the ceremony but Fuji put him in his place by smashing a guitar over his head.

The semi-main event presented by AV company Idea Pocket and fittingly pitted Mako Venus against The Knotfather. After some unsexy dancing, The Knotfather picked up the win with the Pimp Drop.

The main event was Japan’s first ever Elimination Chamber match. Unfortunately the actual chamber was too big to fit inside Shin-Kiba 1st RING so they just brought in the capsules for the inactive wrestlers to stay in before they entered the match. The rules were also changed to where eliminations only occured when wrestlers were thrown over the top rope and both feet touched the ground outside. Fukuda defend his US Title for the second time in the show and survived fighting Hara Cena, Okaberg, Poldust, The Big Shoe and KI Punk. But the night did not end so happily for the champ. He brawled with Hara Cena up to the entrance and was given the Attitude Adjustment off of the stage! Okaberg then grabbed Rikiya Hart and did the same thing, throwing Hart from the stage to the floor below. The show ended with Hara Cena & Okaberg having a staredown.

Mr. Perfect – Hiroshi Fukuda
USA Owner – Sanshiro Takagi
Rikiya Hart – Rikiya Shindo
Hulk Petit Hogan – Antonio Honda
Kikutimate Warrior – Kikutaro
Michael Sheik – Michael Nakazawa
Masa de Bali – Masa Takanashi
Choina – Seiya Morohashi
Eddie Showtime – Showa
Honky Tonk Man – Batten Tamagawa
Okaberg – Yuji Okabayashi
The Knotfather – Shigehiro Irie
Mako Venus – Makoto Oishi
Poldust – Danshoku Dino
KI Punk – Isami Kodaka
Big Shoe – Shuji Ishikawa

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