BAKA GAIJIN + FRIENDS “VOL. 24: EVERYTHING ENDS”, 16/09/2025
Tokyo ARENA Shimokitazawa
??? Fans – Unannounced
1. “Chris Brookes” (Munetatsu Nakamura), “Antonio Honda” (Takayuki Ueki) & Charli Evans defeated “Dark King Ueki” (Antonio Honda), “Munek” (Chris Brookes) & Princess Ram when “Honda” (Ueki) pinned “Ueki” (Honda) with a School Boy (?:??).
2. No DQ Match: Mr. Malo & Seigo Tachibana defeated Mr. Bueno & Kuroshio TOKYO Japan when Tachibana pinned Kuroshio with a Rolling Cradle (?:??).
3. Special Single Match: Yuya MAOki (MAO) defeated Kota Sekifuda with the Kesagiri Chop (?:??).
It seems wherever Kota Sekifuda goes he just cannot escape Big Japan. He became a freelancer over the summer after spending pretty much his entire wrestling career with the company so he was expecting a brand new experience when he was booked to take on MAO. Instead MAO walked out dressed like Yuya Aoki and wrestled like him too. He was even introduced as Yuya MAOki and the fans kept chanting “MAOki” during the match. Sekifuda brought along a great equalizer though. He had a sack handed to him with a snake inside it but when he emptied it, the snake was missing! Sekifuda then purposely brawled with MAO around the room so he could look for the snake but couldn’t find him anywhere. He later pushed MAOki out of the room with slaps to the chest but MAOki puffed his chest out to block them and returned to the room with other wrestlers behind him, including Takayuki Ueki unaware that he has Sekifuda’s snake wrapped around his neck! Sekifuda safely took the snake off him and used it the petrify the other wrestlers before handing it off to the ref. However MAOki and the other wrestlers all psyched themselves up around Sekifuda and MAOki hit him with the Kesagiri Chop to win the match.
We’re in the middle of a journey that I think is leading to a BK-G Openweight Title match between Mr. Malo and Mr. Bueno. Today’s path was a tag match with both wrestlers having mystery partners. They turned out to be the Up Town pair of Seigo Tachibana and Kuroshio TOKYO Japan! Tachibana teamed with Malo while Kuroshio teamed with Bueno. You’d think a small room and no wrestling ring would mean Kuroshio’s entrance would be kept brief for once but he found a way to extend it by connecting two traffic cones together with tape to look like ring ropes so he could do his usual ring entry teases. After playing to the crowd for an eternity, Kuroshio then demanded the match be No DQ Rules. He took advantage by kicking Malo between the legs but when he encouraged Bueno to do the same to Tachibana, he missed and got Kuroshio instead. Later Kuroshio came up with a foul idea where he placed a traffic cone over a prone Tachibana’s face and then attempted to pull the back of his tights down to use the cone as a toilet. Bueno tried to stop him but couldn’t so Malo smashed a beer bottle over Kuroshio’s head instead. Tachibana then rolled him up for the three count.
Plans changed for the opening match when Everett Connors was unable to wrestle due to injury. So instead of having a three team free for all, the match became a 6-Man Tag instead. But the change of plans didn’t stop there. While Charli Evans and Princess Ram showed up looking like they normally do, the other four seemed to have all swapped bodies! Dark King Ueki now looked like Antonio Honda, Munek looked like Chris Brookes, Brookes looked like Munetatsu Nakamura and Honda looked like Takayuki Ueki! “Munek” used a coat hanger to cast spells on his opponents while also helping Ram to Body Slam a random fan onto “Honda”. “Munek” had a wardrobe malfunction when his trousers split after Evans gave him a Fisherman Suplex. The match broke down into everyone attacking each other with a metal tray until “Brookes” used the magic coat hanger to make “Ueki” hit himself over the head so “Honda” could pin him with a School Boy. There was a damsel in distress that the Kingdom kidnapped and held captive behind the bar before the match began. She was now saved by SCHADENFREUDE International!
The next two Baka Gaijin + Friends events were announced at the end of the show. There will be a Halloween themed show taking place on 28th October. Then after that Baka Gaijin will celebrate their 3rd Anniversary with a show at Shinjuku FACE on 2nd December!
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